I have a medical history of high blood pressure. It’s not surprising, even though I’m only twenty-eight years old. My parents were both hypertensive, as were my grandparents. The life-style that I live doesn’t help much either. On my days off I drink beer and smoke marijuana, both to excess. I smoke cigarettes and drink coffee every day. I don’t get much exercise either. My doctor has given me some pills to keep it down and for the most part they work pretty well; except for in one particular instance.
I’m a pilot for a skydiving company. I fly the big, twin-engine plane that takes up loads of beginning skydivers and the instructors that accompany them. As a pilot, I’m required to take a physical every two years to maintain my license requirements. Six years ago when I stumbled across this job (intending to do it for a year or so until I found something better), Skyflight Skydiving School was owned by a jovial, hard-partying man named Rod Pilfer. Skydiving back then was largely unregulated and Ron, who’d burned more than his share of greenbud with me and tipped back several hundred cases of beer with me over the years, didn’t worry himself over things so petty as certifications and medical checks of his employees. I could have been unlicensed completely and Ron wouldn’t have given a shit, as long as I showed up to work each day and flew the damned plane. When I needed a new “yellow card”, as the medical certification card was known, I would simply fill out the required FAA forms, entering any information that I wished, and a physician friend of Ron’s (who was also partial to greenbud, beer, and free skydiving) would simply sign off on it. Everything nice and legal though the spirit of the law had of course been grossly raped.
But times change, the one constant in life I guess. Several preventable skydiving accidents in the Western United States brought increased regulation of the industry. In addition to this Ron sold the company two years ago to a national corporation, traded on the stock exchange, that started it’s existence by swallowing up more than fifty independent skydiving schools around the country. We were now corporate employees and though my salary didn’t increase any, and though nobody bought a new plane or new equipment for the school, we all quickly discovered that there was a vast difference between working for Ron and working for a corporation. Everything was impersonal; money was the bottom line.
One significant thing to change was the manner in which our pilot physicals were done. We were required to go to a local medical clinic when the time came for re-cert. It is rumored that the clinic in question was owned by a subsidiary of the parent corporation. I don’t know if that is true or not, but the first time I went there, shortly after Ron had sold out, I found that they most certainly were not friendly, perpetually stoned Dr. Young. They put me through a thorough exam, following the FAA checklist step by step. I passed in all regards except for my blood pressure, which had been 170/110, well outside the passing range prescribed by the FAA.
I squeaked through by applying every ounce of charm and persuasion that I possessed to the elderly nurse that had taken it. I told her that I was on medication for the blood pressure and that I monitored it regularly and that it was never that high, that I had a phobia about having my pressure taken when the results meant my job. That was certainly true in all respects. My pressure that morning had been a sedate 136/74. But as I drove to the med clinic and as I waited in the waiting room to be called I’d done nothing but think about what would happen if my pressure was outside parameters. My body flooded with nervous tension as I considered this and, sure enough, it became a self-fulfilling prophecy. The nurse, fortunately for me, took pity on me and marked down 158/88 on the form, just two points on both numbers inside the guidelines.
I left the clinic elated, knowing that I was safe for another two years. But two years passes quickly. My card was approaching expiration once again and the dweeb that ran SkyFlight called me into his office about two weeks ago. Dave Pelican is a thirty-five year old accountant the corporation sent out to run the place. He’s never skydived in his life, despite many offers from the instructors to show him how to do it. He’s respected by his employees about as much as the LAPD are respected in South Central LA and is probably wise not to go up and give the business a whirl. I’m sure that somewhere in accounting school they teach you not to allow people who don’t like you to toss you out of an airplane wearing a chute that they’ve packed.
“Bob,” he told me when I reported to his office that morning, “according to the computer your medical exam card expires in twenty days.” “Sure does, boss,” I told him. I knew the fact well and had been worried about it for the last two months. I’d come to a plan of sorts in my mind to keep the pressure down for the exam. Now it was time to see if it worked or not. Dave slid a pre-printed, corporate form across his desk to me. “Here’s the authorization form for your new physical. Be sure to have the copies to me before your expiration date.”
“You got it, boss,” I assured him, taking the form.
“Thanks,” he said absently and then moved on to another subject. “I’ve been going over the cycle time for drops and it’s been creeping up again. Now I’ve talked to the instructors about this already but you’re the one who is in control of turn-around time. The industry standard, as you know, is fifty minutes between cycles. Your times have been averaging…”
He said a lot more but I tuned him out. I’d heard this lecture before. I nodded and gave uh-huhs in all the right places and shortly he released me. Later that day I called the med clinic and made my appointment.
Two days before the physical I called my doctor’s office; a huge HMO-based conglomerate with more than fifteen physicians and twenty PA’s. I told the faceless person I talked to on the phone that I had to take a flight on an aircraft the next day to go to a funeral and that I had a phobia about doing such things. Could they maybe prescribe something to keep the anxiety down? I was gambling that nobody would look deeply into my chart where it plainly said that I was a pilot. It was a gamble I won. Two hours later I was picking up a prescription for two Valium at the neighborhood pharmacy.
The day of the physical itself I took three of my blood pressure pills in the morning instead of the usual one. I drank no coffee. I smoked no cigarettes. A half-hour before leaving I popped both of the Valium. I figured that all of that would probably do the trick. My blood pressure before I left the house was 112/60.
Despite all of this however, I felt anxiety creeping in as I drove to the clinic. What would happen if it were high again? I obviously could not count on sympathy from the nurse as a given factor. What would I do if I lost my pilot’s license? I didn’t know how to do anything else. I’d end up a street bum or worse.
I checked in at the front desk of the clinic and sat down to await being called. The Valium was working on me; I could feel it trying to mellow me out, but the anxiety was stronger. I willed myself to relax. If my pressure was low at home, it could be low here too. The only thing working against me was my own traitorous body, which was pumping adrenaline out into my blood like I needed it to live.
The anxiety worsened once I was called and placed in an exam room. I sat on the table, looking around at my surroundings, fidgeting nervously. There were anatomical charts posted everywhere, drawings made by small children, a sink, a box of gloves, examination instruments. I tried to focus on some of these things, willing myself to relax but it was to no avail.
The nurse entered to take care of the portions of the checklist that didn’t require the doctor. It was not the kindly, elderly nurse from before but a young, attractive oriental with a heavy accent. She wrapped the blood pressure cuff around my arm and applied her stethoscope. As she inflated the cuff I took a deep breath, willing my pressure to go down. I could feel the beating in my arm as the cuff deflated. Her eyebrows raised a tad as she listened. When she was done, she frowned slightly and reinflated the cuff, taking the pressure again. When she was done with the second one, she looked at me pointedly. “Your pressure kind of high,” she told me.
“What was it?” I asked, sighing resignedly. All my careful planning for nothing.
“One sixty-four over one hundred six,” she answered. “That too high.”
“Yeah,” I said. “I know.” I took a deep breath, moving on to plan two; friendly persuasion. “Listen…” I said, and began explaining to her about phobias and lost jobs and becoming a street bum.
She listened to my spiel but was having none of it. She seemed quite appalled at the suggestion that she write down a number a little lower than what she’d actually gotten. “Doctor will talk to you,” she told me firmly, ending the discussion. She took my pulse, checked my eyesight, and sent me off to the bathroom with a urine cup for the diabetes check. When this was all done I went back to the exam room, undressed to my underwear as I’d been instructed, and put on the little gown that barely came to my upper thighs. I sat modestly on the exam table, feeling like a condemned criminal awaiting execution.
The doctor came in about five minutes later. She was about forty-five years old, slightly chubby but not grossly so. Her face was plain, her head topped with a mop of short, mousy brown hair. She wore gray scrubs underneath a white lab coat. Her eyes appraised me as she entered, carrying my chart in her hands. She closed the door behind her.
“Hi,” she said. “I’m Doctor Jovy.”
I returned her greeting while she peered closer at my chart.
“An FAA physical huh?” she said, more to herself than me. “Your blood pressure is too high. It’s outside of parameters.”
“I know,” I said, nodding. “I have this phobia about having my blood pressure taken you see. Usually it’s…” I went back into my spiel again. Maybe the doctor would have a little sympathy.
She listened to my tale of woe, her face giving no indication whether or not she pitied me. When I finished she said, “Well, let’s do the rest of the physical and then we’ll retake your pressure. Maybe it’ll come down a little and I can pass you.”
That was kind of a vague declaration, one that only increased my anxiety, but events were clearly outside of my control. She ran me through the standard regiment of tests; listening to my lungs and heart, checking my hearing and peripheral vision, checking my reflexes, making me run in place to check my exercise pulse rate. She had me stand and drop my underwear while she probed my scrotum with a gloved hand and checked me for hernias. All of this I passed with flying colors. Finally the last test was done and I pulled up my underwear and sat back on the exam table. She told me to roll up my sleeve once again.
She applied the cuff and took my pressure herself, frowning as she did so. “One sixty-two over ninety-eight,” she declared. “A little better but it don’t quite ring the bell.”
“Damn,” I muttered, frustrated, angry with my body, which couldn’t relax itself.
“I’ll tell you what,” she said. “Why don’t you lay back on the table and relax for a few minutes. Think happy thoughts, try to will your pressure down. I’ll come back in a few minutes and take it again and we’ll see what happens from there.”
“Okay,” I nodded, feeling miserable.
I tried to do as she said but it was hopeless. I was now facing the very real possibility of losing my job and livelihood. I couldn’t have been tenser if one of the wings had suddenly fallen off of my plane at ten thousand feet (after all, I was an accomplished skydiver too, a benefit of employment, and I never went up without a parachute on).
She returned about five minutes later and shut the door behind her. She asked how I was feeling and I replied that I was miserable. She gave me a slight smile and then picked up the cuff and put her stethoscope in her ear. I knew before she even pumped it up that it was still high.
She shook her head sadly after releasing the air from the cuff. “One eighty-six over one hundred and twelve,” she announced incredulously. “You really do have a phobia about this, don’t you?”
“That I do,” I agreed miserably.
“Lay back again,” she suddenly told me. “Let’s see if we can get you relaxed.”
I nodded, knowing it wasn’t going to work but seeing no option. She told me to close my eyes. I did this also. Suddenly her hands were upon me, massaging my bare legs at the thighs. She squeezed and kneaded the muscles firmly, working her way north.
I jerked upward, surprised at what she was doing but she hushed me, pushing me back to the table. “It’s okay,” she assured me, smiling. “I’m going to relax you. Just lay back and be quiet.”
She continued to massage my legs, her hands working their way upward. I was surprised to find that it actually felt pretty good. Her hands were soft and feminine. To my horror and surprise, I sprang a woody, which, I was sure, was pushing the front of my gown up noticeably. What the hell was she doing? Why was my body reacting like this to it? The doctor wasn’t ugly but she wasn’t attractive either. She was several years older and twenty or thirty pounds heavier than what I was normally attracted to. If I’d seen her in a bar I never would have given her a second glance. But my dick apparently had lower standards than my brain.
She reached my upper thighs, now caressing more than massaging, and then her hands were underneath the hem of the gown. Her knuckles brushed against my underwear-covered cock, making it twitch. She gave up the pretense of massage and began rubbing me through the cotton, squeezing my cock gently.
“Doc?” I said, confused, looking at her face. She had lust in her eyes. She was licking her lips.
“Shhh,” she hushed me. “I think I’ve found the problem.” She grabbed the waist of my underwear and tugged on them. “Lift your hips,” she told me.
Numbly, I did as she said. She pulled my underwear down my legs and off, dropping them to the floor at my feet. She pushed the gown up onto my stomach, leaving my erect dick waving in the breeze. Her hand closed around it and she began to move it slowly up and down, her eyes glued to it.
“Are you relaxing?” she asked softly.
“I think so,” I told her, finally seeing where this was heading.
“I don’t think you are,” she replied. “Let’s relax you some more.”
With that, she leaned forward and took me into her mouth. Her lips and tongue began bathing my cock with warm saliva as she moved her head slowly up and down upon me. Her hand began caressing my balls, feeling them, fondling them. I groaned in pleasure. Off all the things I’d envisioned happening that day, a blowjob from a middle-aged doctor certainly had not been part of the equation. She sucked me for about a minute or so, just long enough for me to really get into the sensation, and then she pulled back, looking at me pointedly. “I think you look a little more relaxed,” she told me, opening her lab coat and letting it drop to the floor. Her hands grabbed the tie strings on her scrub bottoms. “But now I’m all tense. You don’t want a tense doctor, do you?”
“No,” I said, catching her drift quite nicely.
She smiled, releasing the bowknot on the scrub bottoms and letting them drop to the floor. Her legs were a little chunky but weren’t bad to look at. Her crotch was covered with a pair of white, cotton panties. Moisture was staining the strip that covered her vagina. She stepped out of the scrubs and then pushed her panties down, stepping out of them also. Her bush was as black as night and very thick. I could make out a hint of her vaginal lips peeking through the center of the tangled mass of hair. Her odor struck my nose. It was sharp and very strong. It had the effect on me that nature intended of it. She pulled herself onto the table, straddling my legs. Slowly she began to work her way towards my crotch. She grabbed my cock with one hand and, as her pussy came even with it, rubbed the head briefly through the swollen, very wet lips. Without inserting it, she continued moving forward, trailing her pussy across my stomach and chest, and leaving a trail of moisture across my body. She inched forward until her pussy was hovering right over my face. I could see the swollen lips now. They were pink and puffy and nearly dripping with her secretions. Her clit was poking out of its hood. The odor was overwhelming in strength, seeming to make the humidity in the room rise. Her thighs were trembling.
“Well,” she whispered as I stared at her pussy, “why don’t you relax me?”
I reached up and pulled her down onto my face, plunging my tongue between the wet lips of her pussy. She tasted tart, very strongly, but I quickly got used to it. I fancied myself an accomplished pussy eater and I gave her my very best, knowing that my job was probably riding on this. I plunged in and out of her, licked up and down, sucked each individual lip, and then finally went to work on her clit. I began to tease it with my tongue, making brief stabs with the point and then finally sucked gently upon it. She moaned mutely as I did this, her sweaty, chunky thighs clenching around my ears.
She grabbed my hands and pulled them up under her scrub shirt, placing them on her bra-covered breasts. Her tits were pretty large I discovered and I squeezed them through the bra for a moment and then forced my hands under the cups, grabbing her bare flesh. She moaned her approval as I tweaked her large nipples with my fingers. My mouth continued its assault on her clit, which caused her crotch to begin slamming up and down on my face with increasing rapidity. She groaned and slammed her way through an orgasm, her vocalizations kept muted. Finally when her hip thrusting came to an end, she pulled her pussy off of my face and moved it back south. My hands slipped out from beneath her bra and grabbed her slightly flabby waist. She took hold of my cock once again, poising her pussy over the top of it. She rubbed the head through the crease of her lips a few times, sending tingles through my body and lubricating the top of my cock. She then placed the head firmly between her lips and allowed gravity to pull her down, engulfing me within her body.
I have to admit that it felt great, attractiveness or lack thereof aside. Her muscles clenched me in an experienced way as she began to move her pelvis up and down upon me. Juice began running down the shaft of my cock. A loud squishing sound accompanied each thrust. She threw her head back and moaned as she rode me.
She pumped up and down for a few minutes, making both of our respiratory rates increase, and then she reached down to the bottom of her scrub shirt and pulled up on it, removing it and tossing it over her shoulders, leaving only an enormous bra between her bare tits and me. This barrier was quickly taken away as she reached behind her back and unfastened it, letting her large tits bounce free. They sagged considerably downward as their support was removed and tossed over the good doctor’s shoulder to the pile on the ground. They certainly weren’t the nicest tits I’d ever seen before but they weren’t repulsive or anything. That was a good thing because once they were free she leaned forward and shoved the left one into my mouth. I sucked her large nipple roughly, tonguing it while my hand squeezed and caressed the right one. Her pelvic thrusts increased in speed and my own pelvis rose up to meet each thrust. There was a firm slap each time our pubic regions came together.
Briefly I wondered if people outside could hear what was going on. What would they think? What would they do? What would happen if one of them decided to open the door? But, like everything else about this doctor’s visit, events were outside of my control. If the doctor wasn’t worried about this, why should I? I concentrated on my fucking and sucking, giving her the best I could offer. The rich smell of fresh sex filled the room, making it almost steamy in there. It took what seemed like an eternity but finally she moaned her way through another orgasm, her pelvis slamming mercilessly into mine. Once that was over with I sensed that time was growing short and it would be a good idea to come. I concentrated fully upon the sensation of her silky smooth vaginal wall rubbing against the sides and head of my engorged cock. She really was a pretty good fuck, I had to admit, better than I ever would have thought based on exterior examination. I sucked harder on her tits, my hands now squeezing the soft, flabby cheeks of her ass and pulling her roughly down onto me. She really seemed to like this. I began to grunt with each thrust and soon the feeling of impending orgasm was working its way through my body.
Orgasm slammed into me a moment later and I unloaded my balls, shooting jet after jet of thick cum into her heaving body. She groaned her approval as I ejaculated.
Finally the thrusts slowed to a stop and she removed herself from my body. Both of us were sweaty and stinking of lust. A thick drool of sperm oozed out of her as she stood back on the tile floor, running down her legs. She grabbed a handful of paper towels from the dispenser and wiped it away, tossing them into the wastebasket.
She looked at me, a smile on her face. “Wow,” she said, “I’m very relaxed now. How about you?”
I nodded enthusiastically, unable to formulate any words.
She picked up her panties and bra and quickly donned them, casting the occasional nervous glance at the closed door behind her. She then picked up her scrubs and put them on. Last, but not least, her lab coat was pulled back around her shoulder. She did this all silently, as I watched.
Finally, when she was fully dressed once again, she spoke. “You look very mellow now,” she told me. “I think your blood pressure is about one sixty over ninety-two.”
This alarmed me to no uncertain degree. That was two points outside of parameters. “But Doc,” I said, “that’s not passing.”
“It is and it isn’t,” she answered, smiling knowingly. “I can pass you with that blood pressure and issue you your yellow card as long as you’re under a doctor’s care for hypertension, which you are.”
“Really?” I asked, not knowing that particular piece of fine print.
“Indeed,” she said. “But…”
A catch. There was always a catch. “But?” I asked.
“But, I can only issue a card that’s good for three months, renewal for another three months pending a satisfactory return blood pressure.”
I stared at her, shocked.
“After two three month rechecks, if your pressure is still good, we can then issue you the full two year card.” She smiled. “So, I guess I’ll see you in three months then.”
“But my employer…” I started.
“Will probably pay for it,” she assured me. “And if they don’t…” she shrugged, unconcerned. “I guess you’ll have to cough up the twenty five dollar fee for that yourself.” She smiled, turning towards the door. “Be sure to make your appointment during the hours of 9:00 and 3:00 on a weekday. Ask for Doctor Jovy by name. See you then,” she told me, widening her smile. “I’ll be looking forward to it. The receptionist will give you your card. Have a nice day. I know I will.”
She slipped out the door, closing it behind her. Numbly I picked up my clothes and began putting them on. Oh well, I figured, mentally shrugging. The first rule of life is: You gotta do what you gotta do.